apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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