Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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