No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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