we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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