spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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