Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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