I want to make a zoo with you.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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