He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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