I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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