She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
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is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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