Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
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