but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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