But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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