how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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