so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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