my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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