wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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