just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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