Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
