But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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