A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
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