Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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