i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
How does one acquire holy water?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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