In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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