And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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