sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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