Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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