apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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