YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
so explain again why im purple
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I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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