and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Randomize
