i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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