I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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