I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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