Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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