I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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