I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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