found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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