Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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