He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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