I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
Randomize
