dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Randomize
