look no pants
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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