It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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