I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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