JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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