So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
two words...techno handjob
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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