Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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