1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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