In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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