There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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