he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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