i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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