So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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