she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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