just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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